Garloid

Garloids are some of the most fun and interactive creatures you can care for! While zoologists are still discovering their origins, enthusiasts have discovered many of their unique benefits, including the clandestine Garloid Milk. Lacking metabolism, and having an extremely low cell decay rate, these are extremely easy to care for, and make perfect for any new, or advanced hobbyist!

WARNING: DUE TO THE GARLOID BAN OF 1987, INSTALLED BY RONALD RAEGAN, GARLOIDS HAVE BEEN OUTLAWED IN THE UNITED STATES. DO NOT CONTACT CURRENT TIDES AQUARIUMS, OR ANY OF ITS AFFILIATES FOR THE SOURCING, ATTAINMENT, OR VIEWING OF GARLOIDS, ANY REQUESTS ATTEMPTING TO SOLICIT GARLOID INFORMATION WILL BE IGNORED.